Short story using random words:

"Brr, it's cold in here!", said the human named Tanner.
He decided to put his favourite sweater on - the one with the octopus on it.
He wanted to show his sweater off so he called his friend Sierra to come over.
She agreed. "I'll bring the pizza and alcohol" she added.
When she walked in, Tanner noticed her T-shirt. There was a picture of a pencil on it.
Tanner was jealous, he wanted that T-shirt.
While he thought of a plan to attain it, he turned the television on.
There was a show about a chef making chocolate-covered sushi in a microwave.
Tanner was so distracted by the show that he almost forgot the task at hand.
While Sierra was distracted by the "weed be gone" commercial, Tanner left
the room.
He came back with a huge stick and proceeded to knock Sierra over the head with it.
A new commercial came on the television with message written in bold : Don't do drugs.